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New Journal. [01 Dec 2003|03:41pm] So Im switching journals, Im going to be using my new journal "Maximus Scottius" from now on. Heres the link. maximusscottius> 5 Questions The hell if Amira knows

To my best friend Jessica Ferra, [28 Nov 2003|11:54am] Fair is Foul and Foul is Fair. Ferra is Fowler and Fowler is Ferra. I love you willy! 14 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Thanksgiving 2003 [27 Nov 2003|08:25pm] When looking at my friend’s page, and everyone is complaining how much Thanksgiving sucks, I decided I would be different and state that Thanksgiving is in fact the best holiday ever. Here is a statement I said about last year's Thanksgiving, "Hey, today is Thanksgiving. That means all Americans across the nation will stuff their face with food, until they blow up in a big explosion of body fat. And they say that Americans are overweight. My ASS!" He's ready to eat himself. 10 Questions The hell if Amira knows

My plans for Thanksgiving. [26 Nov 2003|04:37pm] [ mood | hungry ] Some people asked me at school today what I'm going to be doing for Thanksgiving. I quickly told them that I would go from house to house punching people in the face, stealing their turkey, masturbating with it, ejaculating in it, and force feeding it to the people I just punched in the face. Goodtimes everyone. 42 Questions The hell if Amira knows

SXE SEX [25 Nov 2003|04:33pm] So I was thinking that Britney spears must be desperate to sell more records. I mean, she obviously was trying to out do Christina Aguilera and her “Dirty” music video, by kissing Madonna. So my thought was, If Britney spears really wanted to sell more cds, all she would have to do would be to spread her legs and let every single person in America have sex with her. Like you buy a copy of her cd, and than you go out back and have your way with her. I mean, she’s basically doing that on TV anyways with all her sexual innuendos. Then when that happens, that other slut Aguilera will do the same basic thing, and no one will have sex with her except horny homeless people. Because honestly, that Christina Aguilera is pretty gross. I felt like I got an STD just by watching one of her videos. 10 Questions The hell if Amira knows

I have no friends. [24 Nov 2003|03:08pm] [ mood | sad ] Goodbye everyone. I'm better off on my own anyways. 33 Questions The hell if Amira knows

I wish I had boobies. [23 Nov 2003|11:00am] 14 Questions The hell if Amira knows

wow... [21 Nov 2003|03:20pm] Today at lunch a special ed girl called me sexy. I feel loved. 22 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Im a Loser Baby So Why Don't You Kill Me [20 Nov 2003|04:18pm] 14 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Shakespeare loves to talk on his cell phone, while cruzin' in his escalade. [19 Nov 2003|03:17pm] [ mood | blank ] [ music | Very King Like ] I AM YOUR KING! Or least I play one in Mac Beth for English. 8 Questions The hell if Amira knows

All In The Family [18 Nov 2003|03:32pm] [ mood | frustrated ] [ music | Loud Banging Noises ] What a bunch of scenesters. I mean the whole fucking family is scene. And is it me or is that girl's boobs like ridicoulsy low on her body? 31 Questions The hell if Amira knows

A Scene Cult [17 Nov 2003|02:03pm] [ mood | mischievous ] [ music | BRMC/ The Verve ] I'm thinking of forming my own cult. Would you join it? I would be the headmaster and people would only refer to me as "Maximus Scottius." 29 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Millon Dolla Bill Y'all [16 Nov 2003|10:58am] [ mood | annoyed ] [ music | At The Drive In ] I found this website yesterday, and I thought it was funny. They want people to buy "Million Dollar Bills" from them. And they way they try to sell the bills is as if the Bills themselfs are acutally worth a millon dollars. I guess they think people are idiots. (http://mrcybermall.com/millions/) This is actuall text from the page... "As a great conversation starter... walk into any store and hand them a crisp new million dollar bill and you will be sure to get attention and smiles! You may even get a date! These million dollar bills are loved by everyone and are fun to give or receive." Im so going to get these millon dollar bills and walk into a bar, and just pick up on every lady there. It says I might even get a date, I like those odds! Because according to them, EVERYONE loves million dollar bills, so it must be true! They also go on to state this... "Promotional items like keychains, pencils, and notepads are expensive, and people tend to toss them out anyhow. The Million Dollar Bill is very cost effective and ... nobody throws away money!!!" But it's not real money, I would totally throw that shit away. 14 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Hate To Be Loved [15 Nov 2003|10:40am] [ mood | contemplative ] [ music | The Verve - Lucky Man ] Some people want to rid this world we live in of hate. But, I believe that idea might not be the best. Hate is an extreme. A word or feeling that is on one side of a spectrum. If one where to “rid” himself of hate, wouldn’t he therefore be riding himself of the opposite, love? You can’t have a world without two extremes. If there is hate, then there will always be love and vice versa. If a Man hates an object, then wouldn’t he love whatever the opposite of that object is? And if this man decided to stop hating, then he would no longer have any real feelings towards that object anymore. Thus, defeating the love he had for the opposite of that original object. Because, those two objects are no longer opposites they are the same. That would be a world with out two extremes. In my view, you can never rid anything of hate. For a person to be loved, they must also be hated. 13 Questions The hell if Amira knows

The ASS (Angle Side Side) Postulate [14 Nov 2003|03:11pm] [ mood | amused ] [ music | At The Drive In ] So yesterday I was walking to school with my friend. And we saw this Hubcap just sitting in the middle of the sidewalk. So we immediately tied a string around it, and took turns wearing it around our necks. We showed it off as our "Ice" or "Bling Bling" if you will. 5 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Renaissance Man [13 Nov 2003|02:03pm] [ mood | calm ] [ music | BRMC ] People ask me, "What do you want to do when you're older?" I tell them that I want to be a Renaissance Man. I would pretty much sit around and write stories, poetry, make music, paint/draw, hunt and kill things, and I would even invent new useful tools. Just look at my latest invention... I invented robots that pick fights with fat people. I get to dress like this guy too... 18 Questions The hell if Amira knows

DARE to keep special ed kids away from themselves. [12 Nov 2003|03:14pm] [ mood | weird ] [ music | BRMC - Stop ] So on my way to school today, I was walking pass this gate. I happened to see a "Special Ed" kid smoking a cigarette, and I thought to myself, "wow, you don't see that everyday." 12 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Why? Because we hate you! [11 Nov 2003|10:59am] [ mood | blah ] [ music | S-C-O-T-T-I-S-H ] Everyone loves Mickey Mouse, except this kid... 25 Questions The hell if Amira knows

Frankie Says Relax [10 Nov 2003|03:07pm] People need to relax. Remember how Frankie said relax? He should say it again, because people are being lame. 8 Questions The hell if Amira knows

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